The Hoff:



born in Benoni (must have), distant cousin of Twakkie and Corne (and Aunty Vera from Port Elizabeth, and Uncle Carl from East London..or wait, is that East Landsdowne)



In his short life, The Hoff transformed himself to an on-(computer) screen icon. A legend in his own lunch-box.



Every day, in almost every on-line way, we were reminded about his phiner kwalities. Eventually, even the masses started to catch on, tune in, and log on.

Hence: he had to go. 

Like a candle in the wind, the gentle south-easter, he had to be put to rest - or else suffer the same fate as 

Ali G: to be quoted by 12-year olds from Parow.



We did not want David, our Dave, The Hoff, to be 

RIP(ped)Hoff.

So, all together now, say: cheers thanks a lot bye, 

Hoff-fully you incarnate into a new meme.

All your Hoff, are belong to us.