We invite all friends and family of Bob to provide a special rememberance or personal note.
21 November 2003
You know I got struck by lightning once.
Gandi, 22 November 2003
Firstly, I want you to know that your concrete ducks were always the best.
Charles T. Sven, 22 November 2003
Anytime you would like to go for a drive, I am available.
Howie, 22 November 2003
I never saw a nose I did not want to pick.
Shrub Boy, 22 November 2003
Bob - In lieu of incense, I will bring some of my perfume.
Meredith, 22 November 2003
A 1,000 ARCs will be used to build a monument to you!
The Ice House Boys, 22 November 2003
Now that you are no longer around traveling and staying at my Dad's place, I am sure profits will decline. And I might no longer be a rich brat kid. It's all your fault.
Paris Hilton, 22 November 2003
When my time comes, we can listen to Rochmananoff together.
One Speed, 22 November 2003
As long as I live, I will treasure that you watched me kick the winning field goal in the 1967 Rose Bowl.
Golden Toe, 22 November 2003
Thanks for introducing me to the Coriolis force.
Noriega, 22 November 2003
Bob was always my favorite person to answer the phone for.
Merry Lynn, 22 November 2003
It is because of people like Bob that Omaha is the center of the Universe. Not only has he helped make Omaha a high tech center, but we are at the crossroads of I-29 and I-35.
Hal Daub, 22 November 2003
Now that you are gone, I guess it is safe to admit that it was I that always left a mess on the toilet seat.
Nick, 22 November 2003
I regret that I never had a chance to give you a ride in my super beetle. I think you would have enjoyed the 250,000 btu heater.
Mr. Crematorium on Wheels, 22 November 2003
Give me 4
Weddle, 22 November 2003
Sorry you had to go so soon. I was going to give you my Sonny Gerber frequent car buyer coupons. Good for 29% interest.
Ike, 22 November 2003
It's a shame you're dead, but you still need to be in South Morrill by tomorrow morning.
The Penguin, 24 November 2003
Gee thanks for all your help Bob. Don't you think the lasik surgery made me look great? I look great. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm dead too.
Comb-over, 24 November 2003
Here, let me give you a back rub. I'm sure you need it, being dead and all.
Lag Bolt, 24 November 2003
Some people should NOT be buried in Spandex!
The Mortician, 24 November 2003
I can't believe Bob went this way before I had a chance to work some malpractice on him myself.
Doc Bombay, 24 November 2003
Sorry that you could never achieve the greatness that I did. Everyone knows how great I am. You should feel honored to have spent time on the same planet as me.
The Sioux City Wonder, 24 November 2003
I am sorry that you never needed any of my legal expertise. I guess that's what happens when you keep your nose clean.
Greta Van Gorn, 24 November 2003
I regret not telling you how much you helped me learn to coach.
Fred Petitto, 24 November 2003
Semper Fi
Gunney, 24 November 2003